Mass Pasted SEX Spamming On Orkut

heheh

watch out dee...you got me thinkin';)

man... orkut has become such a "relieving" place for all the despo men out there.

Maybe I should try out too!

Do they seriously think they stand a chance with those lines??

anil:

nah

but they must get their cyber kicks!

Guys, don't even get me started on the type of comments I get. These were the 'decent' ones. Most are puke worthy and are pegged with pics that show more than just cellulite.

deee, Whats ur orkut id? :)

Hi, Actually all the above comments are generated by Bots. There is no "human" actually typing out those things. Pornography sites have these softwares written to post comments depending on information they derive from the Original poster.
So when you make a post on Orkut, a "Bot" let loose in that community, randomly picking up users, will see your info and then just insert the required in the pre-defined messages.

Raseel They dont seem to be the yahoo type of 'Bots'. They have proper profiles with pics and have tons of 'friends' with similar interests and communities.

One even left real stinker mails for not accepting him as a friend for quite some time, another has been spamming me with forwards - u know the types with cancer ridden infants with a bow in the middle etc, puja chain mails etc.


Kishore, just type my name on orkut and you'll find me:)

Oh !!
In that case Nuke the Bastards... excuse the language

And this kinda crap makes us all bad men too....cause we cannot make our moves too!! Sigh....

Can such people be legally prosecuted?

Hardy - If that could be done then I would be making millions in a matter of few days. :)

Deepti,

If you check for the News Icon tab on the top of the screen on the orkut page,it says this

"The Community Standards will be upheld through a combination of human and automated moderation. As you may have noticed, an automated abuse-detection system is already at work. The system temporarily suspends the accounts of individuals who are abusing the orkut.com community.

In addition to the automated abuse detection system, we will issue warnings, suspensions and terminations for individual accounts that violate the Community Standards.

To ensure that orkut.com is reflective of your wishes for this shared space, we need your input so please let us know your thoughts. We look forward to hearing from you."

Deepti,go ahead and raise your voice and tell "Google" the owners of orkut about this..

But apart from all this who so ever sends these comments or invitation scrap notes are SICK SCUMS.I have no words for those SICK people...

dee:

isn't there a delete or moderate comment option?

and my peeve from this sample...the jerk-offs are not even creative

Temp : Can jerk-offs ever be creative?

Tanay, thanks for the pointer, I was getting rather tired of acting like a trigger happy mindless zombie deleting nasty comments and but from now onwards will act appropriately with the next dumkopf that throws me a nasty line;)

temporal, as saks says jerk-off can never be creative but the tragedy here is that they think they really are god's gift to us women or really insecure.

Raseel, they are like roaches, not sure nuking would stop them from crawling out of the nooks and crannies

Naveen, these guys reminded me of the two brothers in the movie- A Night at the Roxbury. Clueless, desperate but hardly a reflection on men in general;)

hardy, if a corny pick up lines were illegal I wonder who would visit single bars?;)

dee:

the newly coined insecuristas can be applied to them as well:)

originally, though, i only had modibhai type insufferable saffronites only in mind

now, now tee, do no start off a tangential
'attacks'!
as some one said, roaches survive nuclear attacks!

ok balaji:

help me fine tune this for a new top ten;)--(dee, saks others can help too)

Top Ten Tragedies of Men

10: They can't let go off fantasies
9: They think they know the way
8: Their egos are wider than twice their height
7: They hate losing to women, but do so consistently
6: At the sight of shapely figures chest muscles hurt, afterwards
5: They love their children and neighbour's wife
4: They have no clue of their underwear size
3: They think that sex is a dirty four letter word
2: They roll over too soon
1: They think where they needn't and don't think where...

t, thought it was - men loved their cars and neighbors' wives...but children would do just as well , why else would their wives put up with them;)

dee:

good point:)

This is the sexiest thread on DC ;)

Apollo, now that line would surely get you in my good books;)

Have u not yet come across "Want a friendship?, write me backwards!"

I basically don't understand the Orkut idea itself. I mean, it reminds you that you have 205 friends and also that two of the have their birthdays next week, and that's fine. But what's with the scrapping? You scrap in mine; I'll scrap in yours. And yes, there's increasingly more porn there.

@ Naveen #10: Seriously!

@ Temporal: Lovely list! "6: At the sight of shapely figures chest muscles hurt, afterwards"

A great opportunity for alone men whose wives have left them.

To show we are gifted with independence!

My request to all men:

who are alone
whose wives have left them
who have left their wife
who want to show the world that men are not afraid
to all SIF'ians

come and join this marathon.

Lets show them

Ha.
You claim orkut is the worst?
Try putting ur profile in Myspace as a 16 yr old.

Lazy Libertarian, you mean as a 16 yr old female? ;)

Deepti, seems like I need to urgently resume my visits to orkut now, things seems to be getting exciting over there :)

sami,
LOL.Yes.
Ur personal experience ?